Serious Relationships

How come the girl I'm with says she wants a serious relationship, but anytime I try and talk about anything serious like time travel, Linux, or government affairs she gets upset.

The guy at Costco really said this

I went to the hot dog window at Costco because I've been on this kosher fix and have been actively trying to watch my diet more carefully. I asked "are the hot dogs factory farmed" to which the guy working there looked at the developing line and said, "they're kosher". I asked, "no I mean, are they from factory farms?" and the guy once again said "they're kosher".

I should have asked him if if it had electrolytes?

collections

Here's what I don't understand. I bust up a 600 dollar phone bill that I am not willing to pay and the phone company isn't willing to negotiate on. Then they send the bill to collections for pennies on the dollar, can't they just settle. Turds.