What Super Mario will Do When He Retires

Teach a class at the Learning Annex called "Banging your head away into financial freedom"

Ugly Women, Cheating Husbands.

In the newspapers some times some women get upset and do bad things when their husbands cheat on them with other women, and then when you look.at their picture you think, "man, that woman is lucky to have a husband".

Can I help You

How come whenever someone asks me, "Can I help you", I usually end up getting in trouble. How come they just can't help me?

Diet Coke Makes People Fat

After graduating college and working the fast food cashier at Taco Bell, Jack in the Box, and McDonalds, I have come to the conclusion diet coke makes you fat

Today I was at Safeway

Today I was at Safeway and I was trying to do my coupon thing for save 10 dollars off 50 dollar purchase where I trade my coupon for a free case of water and the people I give it to get a few bucks. Some chick was like , "I don't want to" and the cashier started telling her something and then after a while I see himi telling his supervisor that he "foiled it" and I was like "that's me". The supervisor comes up to me and tells me not to do it again. I tell him to eat poop.

What pissed me off is the woman was trying to do the right thing, and the cashier was just doing their job.
Oh, I also hate it when newbies are at work, and I'm at the deli asking for a corn dog. They started asking me all these questions and I was like, "I just want ketchup, no mustard please, no bag please, easy on the spit.