Thursday, June 19, 2014
Hookers-Women don’t marry for love anymore. They marry for a guy with a job. And if you have a job, be sure to flaunt your money everywhere you go. Hookers are a great way to avoid the dreaded friend zone. For the right amount of money, you can join in carnal embrace with the hooker of your dreams. Ironically, with hookers, it actually costs more to make their company and be in their “friend zone” than to two-pump-your-chump into their dump.
Guns-Be sure to carry around a big gun with you at all times. Shoot it capriciously in public to show women that you’re both alpha and omega male to avoid the dreaded friend zone. Let your gun be a threat in the back of their mind that you don’t accept simply being a “friend”.
A big dong- Women won’t admit it, but they all watch porn and love a guy with a big dong. Let her know you have a big dong. Be sure to send them pictures of your raging member constantly. Let them obsess over it. They might not text you back right away, or pretend to get upset, but that just women being women taking advice from other women. They secretly love receiving pictures of your dong and its just a cultural formality to hear them they say they don’t appreciate your cock shot. So are their restraining orders. Simply put, this is just another manifestation of “no meaning yes”.
Internet Dating-There are plenty of internet dating websites out there that will ensure you avoid the dreaded friend zone. These sites allow guys everywhere the opportunity to boost the egos of homely looking women by sending women as many unanswered messages as their hearts delight. In only a short time, watch as your once nice messages turn into angry veiled threats to otherwise normal nice girls from being consistently ignored.
Inter-species Love- Don’t let things like county ordinances get in your way.Find yourself a bitch somewhere. Make love to her. In return for just a bit of food and shelter, you’ll have a ready and willing female that would do anything for you. Don’t fall in love. Old dog puss is just nast. But on bright side, you’ll never have the heartbreak of the “just friends” talk.
The friend zone is a misnomer. It actually means,” yeah, if you were better looking or cooler or weren’t such a douche, we’d probably bang, but since I’m not into you, lets hang out never. However, if you use these 5 surefire methods, you’ll never have to worry about being in the dreaded “friend zone”.
Friday, November 15, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
Work as an antidote for extravagance is John D. Rockeffeller's system, and he put the plan into operation Labor Day when all the employees at Forest Hill worked. Although a stream of holiday folk passed by the estate, the little army that ministers to Mr. Rockefellers comfort went about its tasks placidly and all unheeding.
The ground keepers diligently tended the links, the grooms and barn men went about their tasks with only an occasional glance toward their brother workers enjoying a day, off and inside the house the regular routine was followed. Rockefellers believes that working gave his employees an opportunity of saving money they would have spent seeking amusement had they been given a holiday today.