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I've been doing the stock market for the year and have made a return of $100.00 ! Since I had no money to begin with and it was all borrowed, this is an astounding infinity annual percentage rate of return.

In contrast, the average mutual fund in the same time frame has been down -1.30%, To make things simple, this equates to someone driving across the county to "save" 4 cents a gallon on gasoline. Silly isn't it?

So the next time you see me, buy me a beer. It will be an "absolutely amazing" investment for you that will knock your socks off with a an estimated breathtaking dividend yield of at least 5 percent! * Awesome!


*if you purchase at least a six pack
**Offer valid only in Los Angeles County 2-13, 2-15-21, 2-24-2/27

"This website may contain certain forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933, as amended, and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934, as amended, including, but not limited to, statements as to future operating results and plans that involve risks and uncertainties. We use words such as “awesome”, “breathtaking” “estimates”, the negative of these terms and similar expressions to identify forward looking statements. Such forward-looking statements involve known and unknown risks, uncertainties and other factors which may cause the actual results, performance or achievements of your investment to differ materially from any future results, performance or achievements expressed or implied by those projected in the forward-looking statements for any reason. By no means does this exchange traded fund actually trade in stocks with such simple names as "PBR", or "POT", however if at the beginning 2007 you were so high you thought to purchase these in your online brokerage you would have made staggering 400 percent returns on your investment, which would outpace every single mutual fund.

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