This is a fake Kroger PSA
Some people think that with the recession looming it's ok to spend less money on everyday items and accept free lunches. We at Kroger want to let you know there is no such thing as a free lunch. For example, that tree you grabbed an orange out of the other day might have had someone pee on it. Do you really want to be eating urine. We didn't think so.
Thats why at Kroger our fruits and vegetables are brought to you from all over the world using indigenous methods to grow to curtail costs and maximize production. For instance, when an orange comes from the furthest parts of the world it means its probably the best. Don't take our word for it. Think about it the next time you pee on a tree. Be wary of the free lunch. Come in groups.